Ek sindhi akhrot bech raha tha Marathi ne poocha,

Ek sindhi akhrot bech raha tha Marathi ne poocha,
ye khane se kya hota hai ?
Sindhi: dimagh tez hota hai.
Marathi: kaise?
Sindhi: Acchha ye batao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain?
Marathi: pata naheen..
Sindhi ne usko akhrot khilaya aur bola:
Batao 1darzan me kitne kele hote hai ?
Marathi: 12
Sindhi: dekha, dimaag tez hua na..
Marathi: 1 kilo de do..
Jay Julelal