Teacher : Make A Sentence In Which
One Word Repeated 4 Times..
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Sardar : Lara Dutta Marries Brian
Lara And She Becomes Lara Lara..!

Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An "Aam Aadmi Party" Member..
Banta : How Do U Know That..?
Santa : Today Morning When I Waved My Hand To Her, She Showed Me The "Broom"..!

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:
“Amul the taste of india”
Ye dekh ke..

Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya:
“KurKure tedha hai per mera hai”

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? 

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!