Mujh pe tawajjoh hai sari aafaat ki,
                           Koi to kashish hai meri zaat main..

लड़के के मरने के बाद, लड़की भी चिता पर लेट गयी ।

लड़के के मरने के बाद, लड़की भी चिता पर लेट गयी ।
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ये देख के वहां सभी लोंगो के आँखों में आँसु अा गए ।
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लेकिन ये क्या ?
उस ने सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया -
Me with My ex boy Friend
at शमशान घाट - Feeling VIDHVA.
with pandit ji & 14 others.

माँ कसम मोहब्बत से भरोसा उठ गया ।

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

प्यार और गर्मी जब हद्द से बढ़ जाते है,
तब सबसे पहले कपडे ही उतरा करते है !!

Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guysurpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

Mohabbat humse na hogi??
suna hai is mohabt me bohat nuksan hota hai,
mehakta jhoomta jevan ghamo k naam hota hai,
suna hai chain kho kr wo sehr se sham rota hai,
mohabbat jo b krta hai bohat bdnaam hota hai,
mohabbat humse na hogi
suna hai is mohabbat me kahin bhi dil nahi lgta,
bina uski nigahon main koi mosam nahi jachta,
khfa jis se mohabbat ho wo jevan bhr nahi hansta,
bohat anmol hai jo dil ujjar kar phir nahi basta.
mohabbat humse na ho gi.

Comedy Nights With Kapil

1 Handsome boy & A hot girl

1 Handsome boy & A hot girl were going to country side on a bike 4 having fun.

Rain started n both got wet. they found an empty hut & went inside.

Girl had a nice figure & was looking awesome in her wet white T-shirt n denim shorts.

Boy was also well built n was aroused by his gf’s sexy body.

He came close to her n wrapped his arms around her waist n he caught her close n put his hand on her wet waist n started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.

Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder n offered her lips 4 a kiss…

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It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most. and when i do that,

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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SlideShow begins.

You know what COLLEGE means??

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Full form of GIRL

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

Today’s Relationships:

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!

The reason women will never start proposing is because,

The reason women will never start proposing is because,
the moment they get on their knees..
Men will start unzipping.

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:
“Amul the taste of india”
Ye dekh ke..

Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya:
“KurKure tedha hai per mera hai”

Boy to Girlfriend:

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?

The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye…..  

Today’s Relationships:

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!!