Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…
“Party khatam hone wali hai,
ye last peg hai,
main aadhe ghante me ghar pahuch jaunga….
Agar nahin pahucha to iss sms ko dubara padh lena…
your love.”

Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir?
Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala chai laao
Air Hostess: Abbe Afghanistan ke Chapad-Ganju! Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!

Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina,
Wah Wah!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge…
Made in China! Made in China!!

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko facebook mein unfriend kar diya.
Ladke ko jab pata chala usne ladki ko message bheja: Tumne mujhe friends list se kyun nikala?
Ladki: Kyunki tum gande ladke ho!
Ladka: Main ganda??!! wo kaise?
Ladki: Ek mahine se tumhe facebook mein dekh rahi hoon, tumhari profile picture se pata chalta hai ku tumne kapde change nahin kiye, Roj unhi kapdo mein dikhayi dete ho!!
Ladka: Achcha hua iss bewakoof ne khud hi mujhe nikal diya